{"product_id":"9781804184585","title":"Zero stars, do not recommend","description":"\u003cp\u003eProfessional underachiever Dan Foster is finally taking a break. Sure, his life has been average at best and, yes, he has never has quite lived up to his potential. But after a few Bud Lites in paradise with his girlfriend Mara, things are starting to look up. Then the sun explodes. With the island suddenly plunged in darkness, the ultra-rich guests hijack the remaining supplies and declare themselves as the new ruling class. Led by a fitness influencer turned ruthless dictator, martial law is declared and the hoi polloi are press-ganged into service. And it's just Dan's luck that he could land an even worse job while on holiday. As temperatures drop and class tensions rise, Dan might have found a way for himself and Mara to escape the island. But sneaking away would also mean abandoning the burgeoning revolution that he might-have-kind-of-sort-of single-handedly started.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Zaffre","offers":[{"title":"Wassmer, M. \/ J.","offer_id":48971439440186,"sku":"9781804184585","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0289\/5334\/6096\/files\/9781804184585.jpg?v=1719587487","url":"https:\/\/goldenharebooks.live\/products\/9781804184585","provider":"Golden Hare Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}